I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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