would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just blew my weed a kiss
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
