Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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