I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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