I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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