a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
