Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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