Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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