I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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