do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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