It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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