...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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