i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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