So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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