you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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