I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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