Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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