So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dicks are not precious.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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