i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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