Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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