she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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