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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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  He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

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  Ok, i'm coming over

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  What can I say, I'm a giver.

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  Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.

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• (916): View more from California

  All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you

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