Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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