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I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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