i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
whose parrot is this?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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