Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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