Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you would pick up someone in the library
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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