I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
