I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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