Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
