u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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