Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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