if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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