DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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