so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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