Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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