That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
