He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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