Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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