you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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