dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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