I love black thongs
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
