I think my vagina is haunted
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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