He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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