You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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