so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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