Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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