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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol

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  Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!

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  HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.

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