But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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