Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she told me i tasted like america
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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