He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
false alarm, still single
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