Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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