absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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