I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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