My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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