I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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